When a man doesn't wash his dick after sex and it still smells of vagina.
Bob had sex with his girlfriend and then went straight to work. Later when her went to the bathroom he smelled he had Pussy dick.
by NxTgEnPwNz June 11, 2009
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A pussy dick is an elaborate ruse in which a male dips his dick and balls into a can of tuna in order to make his genitalia more presentable to a potential lesbian partner.
Josh pulled a pussy dick last night. Went balls-deep in some Bumblebee Tuna and then balls-deep into some dyke.
by BigTrain1 April 5, 2017
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An extremely hairy man crotch, often hiding the penis completely under the hair
"Did you see that new guy in the locker room? He has MAJOR Pussy Dick!"

by Silicon Quick May 1, 2008
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wasting time; fucking around

The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
We gotta stop pussy-dicking around. It's time to get in the bunker.
by RhinestoneTiger June 12, 2022
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a pussy and a dick combined. the slit of a pussy but a dick comes out the middle looking like a boner. The person that wields it can be a faggot or a lesbo and fuck a slit and a hole at the same time. And you can fuck yourself whenever you want to, but if your a dumb ass woman wielder than you might still think you should use a dildo but your fucking retarded and a bitchy waste of anyones time. God put you on this earth NOT I REPEAT DUMB BITCH NOT to be a cunt but fuck me on command.
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The three places on the human body that like to be sucked on the most. Also used to describe to the extent that something sucks.
Michael: Hey Laura, have you made any money off your tables today?
Laura: No, my tips have sucked pussy, dick, and balls today.
by rickjames29572 January 20, 2010
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The ratio of women to men at an event.
Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?
by Yoshe January 3, 2009
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