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lame salad

Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.
"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.

Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."

Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
lame salad by LiVee March 10, 2008

lame salad

(adj) Lame salad is a complex adjective, often used incorrectly by those lacking the intelligence to comprehend such a term. Lame salad by definition, refers to something which is extremely lame, weak, sad, poor or otherwise, usually failing to achieve in very many aspects (or often, every aspect). Lame salad is a poorly tossed mix of uneven and very low quality ingedients (different characteristics or factors which suck excessively). When combined as a whole, the result is lame salad, which is not a good combination at all. Lame salad is most often associated with the following: total failure to achieve, complete incompetance in every aspect of life, absolute stupidity so rediculous you question wether or not its intentional or a joke, and a complete lack of care, direction or progress in a specific task.
"this happy meal is lame salad, why is the bun missing and why is there a pack of salt in my coke?"

"your mechanic did a lame salad job on my brakes, i cant even steer now and im stuck in reverse"

"you hear about that suicide on myspace? thats lame salad if I ever heard of such a thing"

"reality TV is lame salad"
lame salad by ApoC_101 April 1, 2006

Lame Salad

(n) The lamest thing that can happen.

Refers to the ancient carribean salad that is the worst salad ever.
That meeting was some lame salad.
Lame Salad by Jared Dck December 18, 2005

Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side 

An entitity with deficiencies in so many different aspects, its inferiority can be neither hidden nor disguised; hence "dressing on the side."
You can sell Lame Salad to some of the people some of the time, but pity the Independent Sales Rep with a basement full of Lame-Salad-with-Dressing-on-the-Side.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026