Lakers Fan

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more commonly referred to as kobe dick riders, these lakers fans are A group of people that find it necessary to constantly compare kobe bryant to michael jordan, and ride his dick all day going on and on about his 5 rings and 81 points that he scored against toronto.

When kobe is criticised in any way,lakers fans find it necessary to create a pathetic excuses and bring up useless stats to try and deny it, while leaving out more important stats like shot attempts and field goal percentage

these people can be found on youtube on practically any nba video even videos having nothing to do with kobe.

guy1: hey man do u like basketball?
guy2:yeah man im a lakers fan
guy1: ah thats cool
guy2:kb24 for lyff man, 5 rings, mvp title, GOAT hes so clutch
guy1: ok dude..

Lakers Fan by juststatingthefacts123456 October 13, 2011

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Lakers Fan

One who only likes the Lakers when they Win.

A "Lakers Fan" only supports the team when they win.

Lakers Fan by SportsFan21 October 26, 2010

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Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson is at every damn game!

laker fan by Mwa April 9, 2004

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Laker fan

Not necessarily a fan, but more or less a poser and dicksucker of one of two teams in LA. Often possessing a very bleak understanding of the NBA and the game of basketball itself. Typically Hispanic and/or preteen. See kobetard for additional details.

Laker fan: OMg KObees dabest homes!!! He put in ball in basket 50 times! NVP NVP NVP!!!

True NBA fan that overhears the subordinate: True he did score 50 points. However, he shot 11/68 and got 29 ft attempts. By the way your team also lost to the Wizards.

Laker fan:5 rings!!!!

Laker fan by blazernation23 January 14, 2013

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laker fan

One who is denying themselves the right to have an opinion, by only supporting the winning team.
2)a sellout/loser.
3)Depriver of self rights.

Whould you look at Reece, sporting those clothes. What a laker fan!

laker fan by Dajizwiz January 27, 2003

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One who is worthy.

A Laker Fan actually has something to cheer for. A kings fan needs another hobby.

laker fan by Jim Worthy April 24, 2003

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Golden State Laker fan

Past Los Angeles Laker fans that are currently Golden State Warrior fans. A bandwagoner.

Someone in 2010: Laker Nation!

Same Person in 2017: Dub Nation!

“I could’ve swore you were a Laker fan 7 years ago. You’re a Golden State Laker fan!”

Golden State Laker fan by ButterflyDesign June 6, 2018

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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