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Lakeridge High School 

A "College-Prep" high school located in Lake Oswego Oregon. Although they are ranked as one of the top high schools in the state, they also have one of the highest rates of Alchohol and Marijuana usage in the state. This uncommon circumstance is known as the "Lakeridge Paradox". Lakeridge, often refferred to as "Bakeridge", is sometimes compared to West Linn High School in snottyness and all-around dooshbaggery, although those who say this are probably mistaking Lakeridge for Lake Oswego High School, a similar school except their asshole percentage is much higher.
1: yo dude, where you from?

2: Lakeridge High School.

1: Oh, so your a rich asshole who cares way too much about style and highschool football who gets drunk everynight in your Mercedes playing ganster rap because you think you are ghetto?

2: no man, you're thinking of Lake Oswego.

2: oh ya, nevermind, you guys are just smart stoners
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Lakeside High School 

A high school built in the NE Atlanta area around 1964 that soon after suffered the humiliation of racial integration when the 2000+ white population was forced to endure the company of 6 negroes. Some of the younger male negroes were forced by some of the redneck kids to wait to take showers in PE class until AFTER the white boys were done, as they were rumored to have tails. Strangely, the "tails" were seen to be in the front. As the decades passed, the black population of Lakeside has surged and today they even have a FLAG group (Friends of Lesbians And Gays), often called "FLAGGOTS" by some of the redneck kids (bullies).
When I graduated from Lakeside High School in 1969, the school reeked of snobbery from the rich white kids. Now the school has degenerated into disrepair, after the collapse of the middle class and the population surge by the Housewives of Atlanta groupies and the huge influx of Mexicanos. The nearby neighborhoods are falling apart with alarm company signs in everyone's front yard.
Lakeside High School by Frediam October 14, 2011

Lakeside High School 

A school where werid rejects get sent to and all of the gay football players like to slap each other ass in the locker room. A girls basketball team who don't know how to play. And all "The Wannabes" go to, to fit in.
Lakeside High School Girls Basketball Schedule:
All teams refused to sign a contract to play against Lakeside. Due to this error Lakeside will not continue with a girls basketball team until further notice.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026