Lake Havashit

A lake located on the California/Arizona border, it's full of dirty water, hillbillies, and drunk co-eds. The perfect place to bring your family for a vacation.

You'll all come home with raw sunburns, nasty cases of giardia, and irreplaceable memories! Even the kids!

When we took grandpa to Lake Havashits last summer, he crashed my jet-ski into the London Bridge! We all thought it was so funny, we pooped our pants. Next year, we'll get a houseboat with more than one bathroom!