Lahey Scale

The level of drunk you are on a 1 to ten scale. Named for the Late Great Jim Lahey of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

“Last night I was 8 out of ten drunk on the Lahey Scale!”

Lahey Scale by TimeFoolery42 October 16, 2025

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