lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 1, 2004

lacrosse players

A bunch of douche bags who couldn't make the football team.

"Hey, look at all those lacrosse players showering up after a 'hard' practice. Wow, I didn't know that was legal in this state..."

by Lars Anderson April 15, 2006

Lacrosse players

The gayest people on the world. Go to practice to play with their own shafts and their teammates shafts. Only date girls to hide the fact that they are gay. 11x out of 10 their gay.

George:Dude, Billy one of the lacrosse players now.

Ryan: So he finally came out.

by Savage 9 September 15, 2014

Kiss a lacrosse player day

Every year on October 29 lovely girls will go up to lacrosse players and give them a kiss

Are you guys ready for kiss a lacrosse player day?

by Yum tuna October 23, 2019

lacrosse player

person who is too coordinated for baseball. usually started baseball when they were younger but got bored because it moved two miles an hour. therefore they switched to lacrosse. usually plays football or hockey also. can beat the shit out of you any day of the week.

shit hockey lacrosse player

by xaone February 17, 2010

lacrosse player

fuck whoever said that lacrosse players are fags that didn't make the football team. more than half the star lacrosse players today were star football players too. but they were actually smart and physically fit too, unlike the fatass dumb jock shit head lazy football players who don't run and just rag on others. fuck football

"Who look at that lacrosse player! He's so fucking fast its not funny. He's faster than our running back! And he actually has good grades unlike the entire retard football team."

by huopl June 3, 2008

Lacrosse Player

Not a douche bag, contrary to prior belief. We just enjoy the finer things in life, like sperrys. girls, nice clothes. AND of course lax pinnies, lax shorts, croakies and a sick pair of shades. And of course mid calves with nikes. Unlike football players, we date any girl who is dateable. Lacrosse players are usually cool in nature, and love laxin. Also. Lacrosse players are the hottest male athletes, it's been proven, ask any girl.

Lacrosse player: Hey bro

by Lax Bro 38 July 9, 2011