Lackity 

how to get lackity:

1. Go to some ski slope.
2. Enjoy your short time snowboarding.
3. Shout, "OK! LAST RUN!!!"
4. The snowboarding gods hear your request for a broken wrist.
5. Catch an edge, fall and crunch it.
6. Wait for the ice breakers to haul your sorry ass off the mountian.

Congratulations! You just got lackity!

Shit, man... That guy just called last run. Call ski patrol, he's going to get mad lackity.

Lackity by City Forever. January 29, 2005

Lickity split 

A description, of doing something in a fast time.

I'll get the part to you lickity split, Mr Smith

Lickity split by roguebfl March 1, 2008

lickity splitter 

The act of one woman going down on another.

Dude that lickity splitter eats more pussy than you do!

lickity splitter by wldcts July 28, 2006

Lickity Spinkoff 

The feeling you get when you vandalize someones wall calendar. AKA, "Sunday".

"Oh my gosh! Pirt is outside! Sara comes to the window. "Lickity Spinkoff!"

Lickity Spinkoff by yeeyeepeepeelilily May 16, 2020

Testiclous lackitious 

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.

Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.

Testiclous lackitious by TerinLu May 1, 2013

Lickity split 

Used from somebody who just realized they need to leave quickly.

Pablo,"I'm going to be late for the party! I need to leave here lickity split!"

Lickity split by Brilliana September 16, 2004

Lickity Split 

A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.

Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!

Lickity Split by Lickity_Smooth February 8, 2021