Lackbeard 

Man lacking facial hair.

Barry : "Haven't you even reached puberty yet? Lackbeard."

Elves from the Lord of the Rings.

Lackbeard by BarryLover February 17, 2007

Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.

Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

Blackbeard mains by Cocksuckergoblin July 2, 2020

lazy blackbeard 

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

lazy blackbeard by Chupacabra June 15, 2003

backbeard 

A japanese monster (yōkai) that consists of a shadow with several eyes (sometimes a main and larger one) The shadow expands itself with tentacle-like shapes, that also end in eyes.

If you see eyes in the middle of a very dark place, it could be backbeard.

backbeard by Dark eye 03 October 29, 2008

Catskill blackbeard 

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.

I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.

Catskill blackbeard by champduncancraig February 24, 2010

Lackberry 

Any of a number of "smartphone" mobile devices produced by RIM that are lacking features available to iPhone and Droid users.

Full retail for an iPhone?!? I guess I'll just stick with my Lackberry until my 2 years is up...

No, I don't have that app...I have a Lackberry.

Lackberry by AwesomedOne February 22, 2011

Blackbeard's Delight 

The act if performing cunalingus on an exceptionally hairy female (probably black hair) and at orgasm she squirts all over your face.

Remember that girl we met at the library? Later that night, she totally gave me Blackbeard's Delight!

Blackbeard's Delight by Hot Carl Commish August 4, 2010