A nickname coined to young overweight unattractive girls on personal networking sites (like myspace, facebook, bebo) that take thousands of pictures of their good aspects (usually the face, close ups on eyes, and feet or hands). Sometimes thats all they have, or very old pictures of them or overly photoshopped pictures of them. They are usually in a relationship but put up skanky pictures for attention and will whine if they don't have enough photo comments. You will notice many many pictures of themselves however when it comes to doing similar videos of them there is none. There are also no pictures of them around other people usually. Also, pictures of them tagged or on other peoples pages you can see that they are unattractive and bigger than all their own pictures.
"I just added this really hot chick, check it out"
"No, dude, that's just another laceface"
"I met this great girl on myspace but she looked better on myspace"
"This girl has a hundred different awards for contests with their pictures, but all their pictures are super blurry facial close ups. She must be a laceface."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!