La Pine

The most boring town, well now it's a city, in Oregon, were anyone can be famous.

"What's the best thing about La Pine?"

"Vicy, of course."

La Pine boring city Oregon famous

by Lucifers' Daughter February 4, 2010

La Pine High School

A small high school in La Pine, Oregon. Basically everyone is related to someone so there’s most likely incest happening in the town. The cliques are like what you see in cheesy 80s movies. You have the nerdiest nerds, popular kids, weird emos, the “best athletes” etc. The hicks think it’s cool to post pictures of confederate flags and proceed to get mad when people call them out for being racist. Sports are the only thing people care about in this school and the sports aren’t even that good. If you don’t do a sport, you’re worthless to the teachers. There’s tons of “Nikolas Cruz” types of kids and expels for threats left and right. Juuling in the bathrooms are considered a religion and if you don’t do it, you’re apparently lame. Most of the boys are fuckbois and only care about getting it with the hoes. The bathroom constantly smell like a mixture of vape and shit. Almost every boy drives a truck because they think they look “mysterious” and they wear cowboy boots. Pretty much everyone are idiots. The staff think they’re funny and quirky when they put on these stupid little dancing skits or whatever. Almost every guy has a girlfriend but she goes to a different school so you don’t know her. The rest of the guys without girlfriend are gay. Everyone is fake and toxic in some way but you can’t change friend groups since your friends have been the same since 2nd grade. In conclusion, LPHS is an interesting school in both a good and b a d way.

“I go to La Pine High School.”
“Oh God I’m so sorry. How many hicks want to fight you for no reason everyday?”

by pbjpseudonym69 January 1, 2019

Lapinese

Dialect originating from the Mohawk Valley region of upstate New York specifically Fort Plain and Canajoharie. Sounds as if a person is drawing out their speech starting with a long "jeeesus" and ending in a "oh yalt, yalt".

That man has the creek pig drawl. I believe he is Lapinese.

Canajoharie and Fort Plain is crawling with people who speak Lapinese.

by Lathinese May 7, 2018

LaPine Oregon

Also referred to as L.A.pine, the town is split by highway 97 and speckled with rundown businesses and trailer homes. Your either rich, poor, or gay. A place to shoot dope and Butt fuck. The nickname LA pine comes from the kids who think there gangster and dress like Fags, watch out though because if you try to fight them they will try to blow you or lube there butt to take one.

Jimmy: hey you wanna go kick it in LaPine Oregon tonight?
Timmy:naw I ain't gay man

by nixonjay April 16, 2015

lapine

The language of the rabbits in the book Watership Down, also an adjective that could be taken to mean rabbit-like.

The dog had a certain lapine quality about him.

by yumi April 13, 2005

Lapinese

Label for resident or residents of La Pine Oregon, a notoriously "PWT" town with meth labs galore.

What are all these Lapinese doing in Bend?

by fedallah November 15, 2011

Lapiney

The awkward stage when your hair was blonde, but it’s going brown.

I used to love my hair, but it’s lapiney now.

by Jamies2000 July 19, 2023