Your average school. You go there, you see lots of people talking and chatting while being lonely. When you enter, you see the shitty ‘bulldawg’ mascot plastered all over that it annoys you so much.. You go from class to class “learning” unimportant stuff and then you finally go home only to find out that you have extra unimportant stuff called homework…
Las Cruces High School, home of the bulldawgs? More like Lost Causes High Shit, home of the bullcraps!
by RiskyLol December 14, 2022
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A Cali suburban high school with a bunch of wealthy kids with perfect lawns and houses out of the movie The Stepford Wives.
Everyone here parties all day ere'day. A lot of kids go to Pacific Bay or Whole Foods on Wednesday. Other typical hangout/shopping spots include Chipotle, Buckhorn, H&M, Forever 21, and Nordstrom where they Instagram away. Most kids adhere to a "dress code" which includes some type of designer denim, bball shorts, sheer shirt, bandeau, vans, flats, boots, and beats by Dr. Dre.
Winter break or a long weekend means a trip to Tahoe where most kids own a cabin or some tropical location like Hawaii. The preppies, jocks, and socially capable people eat in the rally court while hipsters sit near the theatre or in the journalism room along with some normal people (aka a little less preppy than prep). Oh don't get the theatre lawn confused with the senior lawn which faces the rally court and is forbidden territory to anyone who is not a senior. Girls who were once intimidating and bitchy in middle school sit in the cafeteria along with the skaters and the "ghetto" crowd who try with their True Religion jeans and snapbacks.
Some teachers are pretty chill like the Japanese teacher and AP US teacher/football coach, while others (PE, science department) are just weird. Most people take their grades seriously and a lot end up going to a UC after graduation. Of course, there's always a few geniuses in each grade who get into Harvard or another Ivy League.
Preps/Jocks: Let's go down to Michael's tonight and get hammerrrred! Then tomorrow we can go to Neiman Marcus and shop to ease the hangover!

Leadership Crew: Hey ya'll, it's spring fling week at las lomas high school! (nobody will ever care about spring fling week) Time to get your game face on and support your grade in the lunchtime activity today.

Hipsters: I stole some of my daddies money and got some weed. Let's go listen to shitty techno music while we smoke it in the Shell Ridge Open Space.

Weirdoes: Let's go creep on some of the freshmen girls.
by theWC February 5, 2013
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At La Jolla high school you either are tiktok famous, have a nicotine addiction, or definitely don’t have a social life. The teachers at this school are either absolute shit or definitely predators, or both. Most of the kids here are some of the richest people you’ve met with probably the worst taste in clothing you’ve ever seen. Like how do you have a $400 a week allowance and exclusively wear lulu Lemon and aviator nation. The smell of weed reeks through the entire school and somehow no one is caught by the school security. This is probably because the security is too busy breaking up fights and speeding in their dumb ass golf carts. If you manage to meet one cool person they have definitely already been expelled.
Oh you go to La Jolla high school. You should probably kill your self or something
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A Bay-Area high school, mostly normal, though predominantly white.
Pretty good academic standing, excellent drama program, and a few too many white boys who like to walk around in backwards caps, Billa-Bong sweatshirts, and too-low jeans that show off their boxers from Tommy Bahama. 'Wiggers', they're called, and refer to our fair town as the Dub-C .
Most of the school population have rich mommies and daddies, but there are some that are there for the good academics and not to cut school after fifth every day to go to Macy's. Shocking, but true.
Some creepy teachers--high on the list is that one Gov/Econ teacher that stares at you and, yes, our anatomy teacher did marry his TA like a million years ago, and one of our PE teachers--who just happens to also teach Sex-Ed--only has one testicle.
He'll tell you it's from cancer, but we all know it was from being hit during Ultimata Frisbee. Stop lying, ol' one-nut.
Most of the male teachers couch girls-sports. If you find this creepy...Well, you should.
The Quad is called the 'Ralley-Court' and Tori and Jack are still the most bitchy and popular couple in school. Hannah and Euganie are still the presidents of everything, the bathrooms are still yucky, and we all weep daily for Warren Wallace to return.
Football is the only sport that gets any attention, but most people only go on Homecoming Week.
There's Homecoming King, Queen, and court. But no Prom/Ball King, Queen, or Court.
Mr. O and Mr. Morse still hardly ever come out of their class rooms, and Ms. Blendow is still the coolest teacher on the planet.
New teachers like Mr. Kolda and Mr. Bledsoe still don't have a clue how to handle the students and are somehow called the hottest male teachers on campus.
Ms. Miller is the crazy-and-yet-still-awsome-biology teacher, and Ms. Fisher is still sometimes called Ms. Manuly and still wont take any of your crap.
Mr. Lickiss's name is still completely unfortunate and tragic. If you don't see why...Report to the Recourse room right now.
And someone really needs to tell the choir teacher to stop screaming, and also stop letting students into his car.
Students still escape to Whole Foods daily, and manage to get off campus to go put money in the meters.
Senior Project completely sucks but is still easily BS-ed, and it's still impossible to get to class on time when your lockers in the 200 or 600 wing.
One Librarian will always rock, while the other will be completely evil.
he PTA and Boosters (not to mention the Cheerleader-Moms) are still crazy and blood-thirsty. Stay far away from them, and their talentless off-spring.
Beautiful roses that the custodians will cut your arm off for trying to pick.
Most custodians are snaggle-toothed and cool. Tom is Satan. Even he knows this.
Preppies hang out in the Rally Court. Punk/Metal-Heads hang out on the walls near the 'Cafe, and it's usually only the poser lower-classmen that cause any hell. Most upper-classmen know when to step on them.
Underclassmen nerds and spazes and wannabe's hang out in the corridors. Some eat in classrooms, but that doesn't always mean they're absolute losers. The really cool ones hang in the art rooms, or in Japanese class with Shriber. Though, be cautious, as they can sometimes be annoyingly Emo.
The 'Senior Lawn' is no longer the Senior Lawn as all manor of loud students eat over there. Some rock, some suck, and some just throw around a Frisbee and mind their own business, and some are called the 'Drama-Croud' as the lawn is right next to the theater.
Some preppy boys pull out lawn chairs to eat on the grass next to the Rally Court. It's sooo a Cali school.
No, none of them surf to school, you freaks.
If you're a student and you totally screw up, they'll send you to Dell-Orrow. Or Northgate , which is a prison.
'Senioritis' is alive even in the Juniors, and 'Dead-Week' did exist, but new teachers insist on trying to teach new material right before finals. Stop doing that, you clueless newbs.
More or less, a normal American High-School with mostly preps, a few righteous, artsy-talenters, little diversity and lots of dysfunction.
They're cool because they're part of their down-town mall, but really need to lay off the crack.
Girl one: I'm gonna hit Jamba Juice during brunch, you want me to get you anything?

Girl two: What if you get caught?

Girl one: Are you kidding me? This is Las Lomas High School. I could go to Jamba, Starbucks, and grab lunch from Safeway and still be back before the bell rings.
by NickaBee February 25, 2006
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a typical suburbia high school with just about every race and a lot of them. white people, though, dominate the school. half the student body gets wasted each weekend, but the school somehow maintains good academic standing and good prospects for college. being next to downtown creates a fun atmosphere, but forces many "cool" people to go to the city, San Francisco, instead. Huka seems to be the most popular drug, with weed and alcohol as close followers. Somehow, these kids get a hold of crack, but let's not go there. Some of the knights believe they are ghetto (especially the Mexican crowd). Anyways, overall a good school.
Let's go hotbox and drive out to SF. After getting drunk, let's go drive on san miguel at 95 mph then flip over twice and land in someones yard.
by NJ dude... May 2, 2005
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Defined in articles as one of the best high schools in the US and the best public school in southern Maryland. But... what local teens know it as spoiled rotten, rich, druggie, sluts and oh yes, all the white people (sike we all knew that).

It is white people galore at La Plata and the only sports we can win are... you guessed right! White people sports! Golf, Tennis, Wrestling, Field Hockey, Lacrosse, Soccer, Ect.

But I digress, yeah... tons and tons and tons of drugs. Tons and tons and tons of STD's and lots and lots of of daddy's girls and boys running around in cars that cost more than all of St. Mary's County while putting their face in a coke bag and tokin a doobie.

Yessir that's La Plata. 6 out of 7 of the only black people in school come from the meadows and are known for their dirtiness and coming straight from DC and skipping the whole PG/Waldorf experience.

But if you ever think you see a La Plation... think to yourself. 1)Do they carry around too much money? 2)Do they wear excessive amounts of perfume/cologne 3)Do they drive a luxury vehicle worth more than your house? 4)Do they seem to be the only white people at parties in the Dorf? If you said yes to all of that, then you just might have one.
Andrea Rockefeller: OMG I am hella syced for this partay in the dorf tomorrow!!! Chill a sec... I gots to get ma dutch bag from the Beamer. Ugh like La Plata High School has so much drama. But atleast I have money!

Matthew Kennedy III: Sounds straight, hold up lemme crotch this shit before Kaylor gets at me again. My parents said I can't go to Aruba if I get caught 3 more times.

Andrea Rockefeller: Blowwwwnnn
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La Jolla High School is the public high school for the La Jolla Community in San Diego. The school itself is falling apart, but the field, pool and a few other choice places are pretty nice. The students are a little snobby and there is a tendency towards lots and lots of drugs.
However, it has status as being the second best HS in San Diego. Tons of graduates go to college and univerities.
Real close to UCSD and the beach!

Abbreviation: LJHS
by evilandbenign May 18, 2007
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