Loomer

one who watches you over your shoulder very closely when playing a video game.

"Ugh, I hate Xander" says Andrew
"Why" says Chris
"He was being a loomer when i was playing Doodle Jump on my Ipod last night"

by SOOPa January 10, 2010

Loomered

When you find out the person you are seeing is Transgender.

"I took this girl out for coffee and things went well but later I learned that she was trans."

"Oh wow, you got Loomered"

by Cavebeater June 30, 2023

Loomer

An extremely long and skinny french-fry. Like one that is over 7 inches.

Damn that french-fry is HUGE! Its a loomer!

by MistahTom September 27, 2005

loomer

A person who leans over your shoulder while you are sitting down. They touch you for no reason, like putting thier hand on your side, or leg and place their face freakishly close to yours. They say disturbing things like "you know you want me baby" and create lies about things they have done with you, or other people.

Okey: "I was with your girl last night. Im coming back tonight, she can't get enough of me. We'll be quiet. Don't worry, I'll make time for you too."

Lauren: "EWWWW sick nasty!!! Okey quit making up lies and stop trying to touch me you freaking LOOMER!"

by Lauren Pugh April 16, 2007

Loomered

The Final scene of a Bukkake Film.

They really #loomered all over her face pretty hard

by KnoxHarringtonIII August 20, 2018

Loomer

A person who doesn't know what previous generations best cartoon is.
"The next generation is going to tell you that finger family is the best shit they've ever seen.
You mean i didn't just make that up? It's real now!" Ⓒ Vinny Vinesauce 2019

- What you don't know about that? You loomer, you damn loomer! How dare you?

by bufferoverflow August 18, 2019

Loomer

A massive turd that wont flush, Either due to size or messyness.

1. That Loomer was so big I almost backed out.

2. Dude, that was a mega loomer. She took the toilet bush and a second flush!

by PRO42O January 11, 2023