A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in
the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a
ridiculous figment of their
imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji
berries I meditated on the
eternal wheel of life, centred my
chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."