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Lick my balls

A response to a dumb request, comment or a statement made by another party.
asshole 1 "Say, can I use your car to go pick up my skank ass girl and go to the lake and fuck?"

non asshole "No but you can lick my balls"

Cock sucking asshole ex best frend 1 "Man take your shit and get the fuck" Pissed off ex frend 2" Man why dont you Take your shit and lick my balls
Lick my balls by Un10nCarb1d4 November 3, 2011

Lick My Balls

Also known as LMB, It is a phrase used in times of disagreement, anger, annoyance, or just a pure sparkle in a sentence.
Monica: Hello

Roula: Lick my balls.

or

Them: They dont want you to suceed

Me: Lick My balls
Lick My Balls by Rouka June 23, 2016

lick my balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls
lick my balls by coollesbian8282682 September 14, 2022

Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.
I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.

lick my balls and call me trevor 

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.
"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

Lick my balls and call me Skippy 

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.
Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!