Legally tugboat is like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!" Like a tugboat, she looks like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!
Hey man, how did that date go the other night with that girl? Well, she never sent me a body shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!
A preppy, ditsy, well-dressed African-American female who is just like the Reese Witherspooncharacter Elle Woods in the film Legally Blonde except she's "legally black."
Look at you! Dressed up all jazzy and actin' all
air-headed. What are you supposed to be?--Legally black?!