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Le French Dip

The original French Dip is a combination of the traditional Donkey Punch and Dirty Rodruigez. However as the French say, d'une torsion . . . with a twist. . .

As the man (or woman with a strap-on) is having anal intercourse with his partner (female or male), s/he lays into the unsuspecting recipient’s back of the head with one swift swipe with a baguette so his/her anal sphincter tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for all involved).

When the recipient of said baguette smack turns around, the “giver” of anal insertion slaps his/her phallus on his/her partner’s upper lip leaving a small fecal moustache-like stain similar to that of famed Frenchman/occupier of France, Adolph Hitler.
Hey Rachel, make sure you save an extra baguette for later, you've been telling me how much you've been craving a Le French Dip . . . it's delish . . . yum-o!!!
Le French Dip by Le Martini January 26, 2011

Le French Captain Zack Senpai

A pretty chill dude who likes gaming. He is an otaku and loves anime characters who are very fast and use swords
POGS
He's very friendly and talkative
A: You should be more like Le French Captain Zack Senpai
B: I know

Pajot le french

A disgusting grimy little cheese-eating sister-sniffing rodent. Sleeps with demi-baguettes in his anus. 11 centimetre wide choad, used primarily against his sister to push her out of the race to the shower, but will let her in eventually, and make up. Can sniff cheese from up to a continent away. Also racist
Ugh I got a huge wedge of brie stuck in my anus, if only there was something to help me
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here
Pajot le french by Brodychoad November 13, 2020

Le douballs moi french 

the act of hitting a man in the nuts with a baguette twice
I guess french people dont like it when i eat croissant with ketchup because after that a french man came and le douballs moi french!

El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo 

NOUN: A supposed vampiric leader born in the late 17th century. This high-class, all-evil woman speared men with her spears that she obtained from fellow temptresses Elize and Amara. A fairly tempermental lass, she resides today in the world...somewhere...

ADJ:
1a.To have the most rad personality in the world.

2a.To be the biggest loser known to man.
1b.MY GOD, you're so El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo I can't believe it!

2b.I'll be darned if my mum isn't the biggest El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo.