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Warwick does not want a giant watermelon put in the town of Lawton
Lawton by unihorny16 October 26, 2016
A piece or several pieces of dog shit, left on a platform that is slightly above street level such as a low lying wall or step.
Mind that lawton on the step there, mate.
lawton by Tanya Hall December 22, 2013
When you hide a camera and tape your sexual acts without letting your partner(s) know.
Oh man, last night I pulled a lawton and got 2 hours of footage. Nicole had no clue and she went crazy, freaky on me.
Lawton by JLawton88 April 21, 2006
A small hillbilly redneck village in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. About 40 minutes from Tunkhannock. It has a population of a little more than 150 people. There are no traffic lights or police. It consists of a bank, a gas station, a post office, and of course...a bar. Less than a 5 square mile radius. No ethnicity: 98.2% white and 1.8% mexican.
Person 1: We went right through Lawton today in about 30 seconds.

Person 2: We did??? Wait..whats Lawton?
Lawton by Chelseax3radd March 29, 2008
See also, Scum of the earth, rat child.
PERSON 1: Dang, Lawton is such a rat child.
PERSON 2: Yes, yes.
Lawton by RATTATATATAT March 29, 2023

Lawton Friedland 

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.
"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"
Lawton Friedland by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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