L.E. 

Means Lowered Expectations.
When the Women (or men) in the room are all ugly and makes the least ugly look hott. Normally when you would see the \"hott\" person on the street you wouldn\'t think twice but because you are surrounded by ugly people it makes then someone to lust after. Never settle for L.E.

-Damn did you see Suzy today, she is hott dude.
-- dude you wouldnt think twice about her at the club.
- no man she is soo hot no one is that good looking.
--dude shes a dog. the only reason you think shes hot is L.E.
-no she is not L.E.
(goes to the club)
--theres Suzy dude
-God shes fugly
--told u L.E.
-cock.

L.E. by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 26, 2005

L _ _ E 

–verb
1. to feel a great deal of emotion for a significant other.
2. to replace the more common words of 'like' and 'love'.
3. to be smitten with someone.

- Often used when one cannot distinguish between the feeling of 'like' and 'love' for another.
- A term used when one is falling for their partner.
- Seemingly a way to tease a boyfriend/girlfriend when they want to know if they are liked or loved.
- A term used to keep 'i like you' vs 'i love you' open until one knows how their significant other feels; i l_ _e you.

I came home to a note on the door that said 'I L _ _ E you alot.'

L _ _ E by Snookems October 12, 2007

L.E.R.I 

"Law Enforcement Related Injury"
When a 40mm hits a 2mm. When a beanbag hits a nutsack.
When a "peaceful protester" blocking traffic tries to assault an officer and gets hit in the groin with a beanbag.

Los Angeles police dept. described the collision of a bean-bag and a rioters wobbly bits as a L.E.R.I.

L.E.R.I by Jormungardr September 22, 2020

L.E.G 

1) Lazy Eye George, a term and acronym confirming one girl with the last name George that promotes her promiscuous attitude and likes to give a large quantity of fellatio. Usually the fellatio remnants semen that gets stuck in her ocular cavity near the retina, causing it to be lazy.

Ashley George is a L.E.G.

L.E.G by Fargus Stompski 3678562 October 20, 2008

L.E.S 

Refers to Manhattan's "LOWER EAST SIDE"- A neighborhood in lower Manhattan that is overridden with hipsters, yupsters, and trustafarians. What used to be a somewhat dangerous and sketchy area of Manhattan is now being gentrified by white kids.

This area requires a ridiculous amount of rent for a shitty apartment. The yupsters prefer living in The Blue and other high rise condos.

If you live here, Ludlow is your main street, Whole Foods on Bowery is your grocery store, and you have beef with the hipsterkids in Williamsburg- unless you are dating one, which since a bridge is involved, is considered a "Long Distance Relationship" anyway, so you don't have to worry about hooking up with some one at Happy Endings or whatever the next MisShapes DJ set is.

Hipster: Yeah, I'm gonna stay around the L.E.S tonight- probably hit up the Darkroom, maybe check out The Annex, my friend's band is playing there.

Yuppie: I'm going to head down to the L.E.S this weekend and get some sweet hipster ass.

L.E.S by hipper than thou August 19, 2008

L_E_D_Zep 

A fag of a human being that goes around trolling everyone he can find on the IRC network called SwiftIRC. He used to be the owner of a gay IRC channel called #W70 that from his silly attitude got destroyed by some "newfags" that came in, called Bonus_track, I_sell_oreos, & Draak. He currently resides in the channels #Disruption and #Elishot if you ever see him say Hi to him. (You may get abused by his gayness.)

OMG, there goes L_E_D_Zep trolling another innocent SwiftIRC user. God I wish he would just leave the network.

L_E_D_Zep by Mike[harpoon] February 20, 2009

L.E.S 

L.E.S stands for Lady Eric Security it is the most sophisticated security company in the world, where the Head Quarters are located in Canada.

Sir we need L.E.S to take care of this issue.

L.E.S by Securimaxx June 9, 2010