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"Law Enforcement Related Injury"
When a 40mm hits a 2mm. When a beanbag hits a nutsack.
When a "peaceful protester" blocking traffic tries to assault an officer and gets hit in the groin with a beanbag.
Los Angeles police dept. described the collision of a bean-bag and a rioters wobbly bits as a L.E.R.I.
by Jormungardr September 22, 2020

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A wooden foregrip common on northern European and Middle Eastern rifles that looks, well like a Romanian's penis I guess.
I'm gonna put this sweet Romanian Dong on my AK47
-Brandon Herrera
by Jormungardr September 30, 2020

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