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ill be the g a y to your l i p s! 

when you not gay but use it for a excuse to kiss someone
ill be the g a y to your l i p s!

the "L" position 

The best sex position known to man created by Nick Cortese the sex god to aceive full body orgasms in less then 6.0021 seconds.
yo i totaly couldnt get my girl to finish last night so i asked my friend nick how to do the "L" position and she screamed like a six year old girl at a carnival who lost her stuffed bull dog named bobo!

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

post the L 

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)
me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok
post the L by s0l4rb00m November 21, 2021

Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) 

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space 

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.
We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.