Dude! Shannon totally dropped the L bomb on me last night!

-- Damn. What did you do?

I said 'I love you too'.

-- You pussy.

I am a melomaniac.

"How'd it go last night man?"
"Shit got awkward real fast, we sat down and ordered our drinks and I told her I loved her and wanted to have her children even though it's biologically impossible we would find a way to make it work and she said maybe we shouldn't go on another date, like what the fuck?"
"Duuuuuuuuuuude, I can't believe you just dropped the L Bomb on the first date - no wonder you're 47 and still a virgin."

Tim dropped the L-bomb on Christina yesterday.

"Man, Bill dropped the L-bomb on Mary yesterday."

EG 1
Mike " I think I'm falling in love with you!"

Dana "What! .........................................!"

later

Dana "Mike drop the Lbomb on me today!"

Breanne " So you don't love him? Did you tell him you should so just be friends?"

EG 2
Daniel "I love you so much!"

Pat "I like you a lot too!......."

later

Pat "Daniel droped the Lbomb today!!!!"

Brian "Does she know you're a player?"

Pat " Yeah!! She's a great gf but I don't love her back."

Brian " No hey?"

Pat "Too much interfearrance!!"

Lindfield: "You'll never guess what..."

Pollard: "What?"

Lindfield: "I only went and dropped the L-Bomb on Lydia last night!"

Pollard: "Didn't ask."*

*suggested response

Fred BJP: "Did you hear? Lindfield dropped the L-Bomb on Lydia last night!"

Rob Holt: "The L-Bomb?"

Fred BJP: "The L-Bomb."

Rob Holt: "... in what context?"

Fred BJP: "What?"

Rob Holt: "In what context did Lindfield mention lesbians to Lydia?"