Kyru

When you shove a sousaphone up a little girl's butthole

Dude I am going to totally Kyru Grant's sister

by Shitposting garfield January 17, 2018

kyru

to be really hardcore

james is actually kyru

by james vogelsang January 11, 2009

Kyrus

dull
as
a
brush.

half 8,just turned dark

Kyrus:isnt it too late for wasps to be out?

somethings burning in the distance;

Kyrus:whats that?
jack:thats a cat burning ky
Kyrus:ah right

next day,another fire is burning:

Kyrus:look jack,another cat is on fire!

Kyrus:i hate stepping on slugs especailly the one with shells on.

at night;

Kyrus: Walk behind me cus then you won't step into any dog shit
Robyn: ah right, cus you'll see it first?
Kyrus:What you on about? you'll see it first
Robyn: o.o

Kyrus:what up with this alphabet thing?

Kyrus:whats the differece between boiled and fried rice?

by yourmam. September 26, 2009

kyru

To be a noob that thinks they own

Kyru is a toal n00by nark

by Stead hax February 11, 2008

kyru

to be a nerdface.

You're so kyru.

by sgirds August 15, 2012