Kyle Seabass Share definition Flag A person with absurdly large ears. It's absolutely ridiculous how big they are. Todd: "Hey, have you seen how big Kyle Seabass's ears are?" Jerry: "Yeah, how could I miss them?" Kyle Seabass by JamesCurry May 11, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Kyle Seabass mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch