kyen
A beautiful half-god half-man fusion. They roam the Earth only to show others what perfection is like.
kyen by Saltiestbagel February 26, 2017
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Kyen
Kyen is a hilarious person who is always fun to be around. He can be annoying at times but at the end of the day he is always there for you. The class clown for sure as well. Very caring and loving.
Kyen by lonelypanda November 21, 2021
Kyenoodle
Kyenoodle (Kai-nude-el)
Definition -
(a) A male who enjoys being fisted by multiple partners until reaching ejaculation.
(b) Kyenoodle is a Ramen like, noodle package. It comes with Semen Flavored soup packets with a hint of Ass juice.
Definition -
(a) A male who enjoys being fisted by multiple partners until reaching ejaculation.
(b) Kyenoodle is a Ramen like, noodle package. It comes with Semen Flavored soup packets with a hint of Ass juice.
(a)
Me - "What kind of noodles are those, Bro?"
Friend - "They're Kyenoodles, Bro! It's delicious!"
Me - "Fucking twink"
(b)
Me - " Bro, you ever been Kyenoodled?"
Friend - " No bro, why is that?"
Me - You're a fucking Twink"
Me - "What kind of noodles are those, Bro?"
Friend - "They're Kyenoodles, Bro! It's delicious!"
Me - "Fucking twink"
(b)
Me - " Bro, you ever been Kyenoodled?"
Friend - " No bro, why is that?"
Me - You're a fucking Twink"
Kyenoodle by Zito Leflame September 20, 2014
kyena
Kyena is an amazing person who never holds grudges. Her love is unconditional and if you have a friend named Kyena, keep her forever. If you love a Kyena, never let her go. She usually has dark hair and has a heart made of gold! Love her forever!!
kyenna
A 'kyenna' is a type of rare walrus that dwells in the seas off the coast of England close to Shrewsbury. The name 'kyenna' usually cannot be pronounced by English teachers, and is usually mispronounced as 'kee-ana' by the general public. Kyennas tend to be many things: warped, wild, weird, and on/off vegetarians. Kyennas enjoy a variety of music from techno beats to punk rock. However, they do not enjoy rap, hip-hop or country, especially the music of Taylor Swift. Kyennas have a soft spot for men with questionable sexuality and bowl cuts. Their friends tend to be plain but deceiving things, such a pumpkins and olives. They will be usually sporting square nermo glasses and band tee shirts. They do not like words such as 'vajayjay', 'youwhore', and 'sluttymcslutpants' so please be aware of the language used around them. Some characteristics/habits of kyennas to be feared are menopausal rioting, erratic mosh moves, cockatoo-like hair, and poor driving skills on roads with three lanes or more. If you are faced with an irate kyenna, sing the lyrics to "We Rule the Streets" with any spur of the moment dance moves that most imitates a Chippendale dancer and they will most likely swim away. Or stay and watch. It depends on the kyenna.
"Virgin mother of Jesus, what happened to you?!"
"A pack of kyennas just knocked me out of the !@$%ing mosh pit with a whirling dervish!"
OR
"Mom, can I have a pet kyenna?"
"No, dear, we have enough pimps coming through the house as it is."
"A pack of kyennas just knocked me out of the !@$%ing mosh pit with a whirling dervish!"
OR
"Mom, can I have a pet kyenna?"
"No, dear, we have enough pimps coming through the house as it is."
kyenna by youdon'tknowwho June 27, 2008
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