A chinese halberd having a slender, curing blade, usually with tassles on the tips. Used by the anceint warrior Kwan Dao who supposedly became a god.
by The Zebu December 7, 2003
by GooTuM January 21, 2007
A martial arts skill harnessed by mastering the powers of Mullets and Cutt-Off jeans.
Popularized by "The Regular Show"
Popularized by "The Regular Show"
by CaptainCharismaN.E. April 28, 2011
The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.
Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.
by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 2, 2016
When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.
Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"
by datwatter January 1, 2015
deadly martial art using graphing and trigonometry to render opponents disabled. User must acquire a full beard, mustache and pony tail combo.
by morgan hariett taubman freeman June 8, 2010
by Mannalin October 21, 2007