KryptoGlazer
An annoying, self entitled fan who is unapologetically all about meat riding a character who has ANY linage to the planet Krypton. These fans usually attach themselves to the undersack of Clark Kent (Superman) and feast on the characters many accolades while blocking any insults that come his way.
A kryptoGlazer can also attach to female characters, like Powergirl. They aim to attach to her boob window, but end up attaching to her Undersack, since she has bigger balls than Clark.
KryptoGlazers have some knowledge of Superman lore, so they must not be confused with snyderverse fanboys, who interpret things differently.
A kryptoGlazer can also attach to female characters, like Powergirl. They aim to attach to her boob window, but end up attaching to her Undersack, since she has bigger balls than Clark.
KryptoGlazers have some knowledge of Superman lore, so they must not be confused with snyderverse fanboys, who interpret things differently.
Joe watched the new Superman movie like 4 times this week, and now he thinks is good? What changed from the first 3 times? This KryptoGlazer bamboozled himself into liking the movie!
KryptoGlazer by Legends524 June 12, 2026
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