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Kristomer service 

A buissiness serviceman with complete disregard for customers. Often the persons name will start with a K, even though it shouldn't. Always very flamboyant. Often masturbates, not for the great feeling of his hand on his privates, but for the feeling male privates in his hand. A real douche!
Kris gave that customer some Kristomer service again. We don't have to worry about them calling back.
Kristomer service by Salmon1 September 25, 2010
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Kristopher Snowdon 

An ex security guard type who has anger issues. The type that gets banned from social media regularly.
Kristopher Snowdon was working at the waterloo when a naked man tried to attack him.
Kristopher Snowdon by Rabbi86 October 30, 2021

Kristoffer 

A norwegian name that means "the Dark God of all puny humans" from norse language. Kristoffer was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Dark Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of the Devil and all Evil in the world.
Yes, Kristoffer took his sould and brought it to hell
Kristoffer by ylean January 12, 2011

Kristoffer 

Kristoffer is the picture pretty guy. He is romantic and his love knows no limits. If he falls for you, he won't ever stop loving you. When he fall in love, he falls deep.

Kristoffer is a mystery. You might think you have him figured out, but thats just his act. He likes to play naive and nice to get information or to hide the real him. There is much debth in him, a very philosophical guy that when he first begins can blow your mind with his genious words and thoughts.

People can always trust Kristoffer, his lojality is big to the one he loves and trust. That is few tho, he doesn't trust people easy.
If you ever get the chance to be with this guy, do it. You will never regret.

Kristoffer is very funny. With him you'll always have a good time. He is insane.
Guy 1:
"Hey, where did Kristoffer go? I haven't seen him in ages"

Guy 2:
"He found the love of his life, he left to be with her, you know him, his love is limitless"
Kristoffer by Reffotsirk August 1, 2010

Kristoffer 

A Kristoffer is an incredible guy who is usually shy at first, but opens up around his friends. Typically, a Kristoffer has a smokin body and a beautiful girlfriend. Most Kristoffers are star athletes and have straight a's. They will charm you with their innocence and adorableness; but beware, it might just be an act. Usually found in the Southwest, and Southeast. Most common Kristoffers have brown hair, brown eyes, and are super tan. You'll think he's the sweetest guy in the world when you first meet him.. he won't last long, but he's cute while it lasts. Don't take it personally if he doesn't seemed interested; thats just how he rolls. Kristoffer's are sometimes tense, but also have a laid back cool side. Be careful if you meet a Kirstoffer, you'll probably fall for him.
girl1: "did you see that sexy shy guy?"

girl2: "yea girll, he's probably a Kristoffer."
Kristoffer by gangstaninja563 November 22, 2010

Kris Kristofferson 

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)
"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"
Kris Kristofferson by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Kristoffer Lindmark 

A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.

If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
Kristoffer Lindmark
Kristoffer Lindmark by ByggBoB November 27, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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