Kristine Nicole

The most beautiful European girl there is. She is tall, slender, and has a bigger personality than anything in existence. She can make you laugh so easily just like she can also make you cry but no one else will ever compare to her. If you find a Kristine Nicole, marry her without hesitation. Have children with her and spend the rest of your life being the happiest person in the universe because you have something better than anyone else can ever have.

Guy: Oh my god this girl is pissing me the fuck off but I love her to death so I just want to implode into an alternate universe.

Friend: Sounds like you've found Kristine Nicole. Marry her.

Kristine Nicole by Thefoxgoesbitch January 9, 2014

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this girl has my heart<3 she is the most amazingly perfect and most beautiful girl in the entire world!<3 she has the most beautiful smile<3 she doesnt wear make up beacuse she is naturally beautifully gorgeous<3 her kisses are amazing!<3 when i kiss her my heart melts<3 and time feels like it stops<3 when i see her my heart skips a beat<3 she is the most amazing most perfect girl anyone could meet<3 i love her<3 4.29.11<3(= ;)

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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