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Kris Carroll 

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.
He didn’t pay bills, he takes advantage of me he is totally Kris Carroll
Kris Carroll by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
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Kris Carroll 

A sorry, bum loser, who would rather his woman work and pay all the bills while he pretends to sing and play guitar and basketball all day rather than working like a man to HELP HIS WOMAN WHO DOES EVERYTHING ALONE! Sulks in his misery and never will take responsibility for the things he’s done that land him in shitty situations. UNDATABLE
He had no job and paid no rent , he totally Kris Carroll(ed) me !
Kris Carroll by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
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