I went to Kamp Kaz, where Kris Campbell cleft mine skull in twain like a motherfucker. It was off the heazy.
by Theeph May 28, 2003
by JustSomePersonHere September 30, 2021
Selling somebody else dignity for your personal gain.
Kris was involved in negotiating a deal for the sale and distribution of Kim’s sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J. —“Everything Jenner does in this world, every decision she makes on her daughters’ behalf, is based on greed and publicity,”
Kris was involved in negotiating a deal for the sale and distribution of Kim’s sex tape with then-boyfriend Ray J. —“Everything Jenner does in this world, every decision she makes on her daughters’ behalf, is based on greed and publicity,”
My friend ruined my chances at the bar last night by pulling a Kris Jenner! (Getting Cockblocked by a friend that used your embarrassing story to his advantage.)
by StreetRebel June 30, 2017
Guy 1: "Hey dude, a new ep of the Kris and Kirk Show is up!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"
Guy 2: "Legit, how neat is that?"
Guy 1: "Pretty fucking neat!"
by legitbro. May 10, 2011
You're doing amazing Kris Jong-Un!
by theoriginaldrizzy July 22, 2020
The male must first dress up as Santa Clause. Then, assuming any position, he will reach a climax and when he does, he will throw powdered sugar in her face, stick his testicles up her nostrils, then poke her in the eye with a candy cane. Usually takes place around Christmas.
by Jim Halloway March 14, 2007