kris

a pathetic piece of shit who takes steroids and thinks he is awesome. he also looks like a friggin bulldog, only uglier. aka, derrty rice

yo man that asshole is being such a kris

or

-who is that complete douchebag?
-oh thats derrty rice

by the bitchhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2009

kris

stink ass skank

She's far beyond a whore, shes Kris

by t.pf August 30, 2008

kris

Keltic region in Spain

The attractive Galicia area is a Kris

by CriostoirHulme August 1, 2005

kris

toetjesmonster (dessertmonster), kris is a person who will beat the shit out of you if he doesn't get the right dessert.

where is my dessert? I'm gonna pull a kris!

by jemoeder335 March 23, 2022

A Kris

A Kris is a mostly derogatory slang term for a Western person who is obsessed with Japanese culture, especially anime, often regarding it as superior to all other cultures.

hey look theres a kris

by trash :> June 16, 2019

Gotta Kris

To leave quickly, just like how Kris left Exo-M.

girl: I'm pregnant
boy: gotta Kris *leaves*

by popk February 28, 2016

kris bryant

2015 Rookie of the year. Only reason why teenage girls from Chicago watch baseball. Future legend and mass poon slayer

Becky: Kris Bryant can reach home plate with me!
Dad: me too!

by BaseballFan29 March 19, 2016