by Calvin Broadus November 22, 2006
A male high school senior that hits and dates freshman in high schooland does all or some of the following:
takes the girls v-card
fucks raw in their friends car
makes her sneek out at insane times of the night
gets her parents to forbid her from seeing him
after they have been dating and he goes to college he does some or all of the following:
still gets her to sneek out (even if its out a window)
cheats on her with fat girls and or asians
gets her very drunk before fucking her
has extreme mood swings
gets arrested or almost arrested for being out very late and making her lie
and most of all cant hold alcohol
takes the girls v-card
fucks raw in their friends car
makes her sneek out at insane times of the night
gets her parents to forbid her from seeing him
after they have been dating and he goes to college he does some or all of the following:
still gets her to sneek out (even if its out a window)
cheats on her with fat girls and or asians
gets her very drunk before fucking her
has extreme mood swings
gets arrested or almost arrested for being out very late and making her lie
and most of all cant hold alcohol
joe- Mike is such a Kramer!
mini- I know dude he fucked amanda in your car raw and he is now 18 right?
joe- yea he is and amandas dad wont let her see him anymore. dude he found a condom in the trash at her house hes a fucking asshole and he can hold his alcohol.
zac- dude stop drinking that jack you cant handle it
mike- no man i can
(3 shots later)
mike-(pukes) amanda i love you i love you amanda i love (puke)
mini- I know dude he fucked amanda in your car raw and he is now 18 right?
joe- yea he is and amandas dad wont let her see him anymore. dude he found a condom in the trash at her house hes a fucking asshole and he can hold his alcohol.
zac- dude stop drinking that jack you cant handle it
mike- no man i can
(3 shots later)
mike-(pukes) amanda i love you i love you amanda i love (puke)
by minibitch January 13, 2007
A racist. His real name is Michael Richards, but most people know him by his character's name on the sitcom Seinfeld.
Kramer doesn't like black people.
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Brian returned from the water closet with a big grin on his face. Jenny could tell, from this look of unadulterated delight, that Brian had squeezed out a particularly pleasing kramer.
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