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orchids

A substitute word for bollocks. The orchid plants derives its name from the Greek 'orkhis' (testicle) because of the shape of its roots. Therefore orchids=bollocks.
Peter rolled around in agony when he was kicked in the orchids.
by Winkeewonkee November 17, 2003
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fried chicken and orchids

The most amazing combo in the world. They go hand in hand with each other better than bread and butter.
fried chicken and orchids = <33333333
by I AM NO ONE : ) December 2, 2009
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Spewin' Orchids

When you jerk off to Hawaiian porn
I had crazy morning wood, so spewin' orchids helped make it go away, it was a MAD win-win.
by no regrets April 17, 2015
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Orchid Park Secondary School

This school boh budget de, a lot of the yp and xmms somemore ah. MOE please give more money to this school ty
Orchid Park Secondary School no budget one, sucks too.
by cheebai kia August 21, 2021
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Orchid

The most unusual person you will ever meet. Orchids are very artistic, independent, sweet, and make VERY good lovers. Orchids love to laugh and are usually VERY good comedians. Truly optimistic, they see the better in life and make very good friends and/or lovers. They are usually honest, loyal, and they would NEVER cheat on you. However, even though most Orchids are very positive to their friends and to society, Orchids usually have a very dark secret that they don't really share unless they feel that they can trust you (Which leads to Orchids being mysterious). Orchids can have abandoment issues, so if you think of wanting one as a lover, you better make it a long-term. Orchids are actually very wise and they seem to understand the world more than most. Orchids are also very spiritual, however not religous. Most Orchids tend to be asexual, due to some things that happened in their past, but others can be very experimental. If you ever meet an Orchid, keep her. Because you'll never meet any girl like her.
Ex. 1 Hey Aiden, heard you got a girl.

Yea, what about it?

So who is she?

Her name's Orchid, and she's the best thing that ever happened to me

Ex. 2 Oh God, Orchid is so f*cking awesome, how can you NOT know her?
by linkxzeldaFOREVA789 July 27, 2012
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Orchid

Also a plant that takes its name from the Greek word "orchis" Orchids were named because of the resemblance of their root bulbs. What emerges from this seemingly masculine looking root, however, is the beautiful flower known as an orchid. It is known to be the most rarest and most beautiful form of a flower. It also has unique distinctive array of colors and various shapes.
She is like an Orchid. The most beautiful, the most rarest, and the most unattainable creature ever known to mankind.
by DracoDictionary May 14, 2011
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Orchid Ball

The Sigma Pi event of the year which involves sexy ladies, massive amounts of liquor, and dicking on eachother with the Superlatives. Nothing is off limits to these guys and expect to go home with a massive hangover the next day. Signs you're at an Orchid Ball:
All the guys are wearing purple
Thirtys are under cars as you pull in because they were finished on the ride up
There is an intermission in which everyone exits the hall to chug more beer
Pearl Jam's Alive is being played as girls run to all corners avoiding the mosh
Lamps are broken and more than one person falls on the floor
Boy: Wanna come to my Orchid Ball?
Girl: You buying the beer?
by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006
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