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"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"
by Javier2798 September 26, 2017
Get the Krabitalism mug.Used cheifly as a noun, "krabitz" can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. Derived from a gentleman's name (Jack Krabitz), "krabitz" has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. "Krabitz" is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. One of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.
As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid
The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit
As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn
As a noun, "krabitz" can mean:
asshole
birch
bitch
dickhead
jackass
stupid
The root word "krabitz" can be extended to "krabitzing" and "krabitzed" for active and past tense verbs. As a verb, "krabitz" can mean:
birch
bitch
shit
As an adjective, "krabitz" can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn
For the examples, let me use two characters named "Ben" and "Bob".
As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?
Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!
As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.
Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.
As a noun:
Ben: Can you get me that report?
Bob: I've got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
Ben: I need that report right the fuck now!
Bob: Why are you being a krabitz?
Ben: Look at that krabitz! He almost hit that car and hasn't bothered to even slow down!
As a verb:
Bob: Be back in a second; I gotta krabitz.
Bob: Why don't you answer your phone?
Ben: Because the last time I talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.
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