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The Kuntz 

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.
We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us
The Kuntz by Headman76 May 3, 2020
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kuntzcrew 

A crazy person. A manic, deranged, demented, psycho. A loose screw. Loose personality. Self righteousness. Loose cannon. Trigger happy.a joker. A wise guy. A tricky person. Zero trust. Something negative. A wild one.
Wait a second don't loose your cool, don't be a kuntzcrew. That guy is crazy like a kuntzcrew. That guy ripped me off, he's such a loose screw, kuntzcrew. My boss is a deranged kuntzcrew.
kuntzcrew by karteler July 19, 2014

Kuntzman 

an insult meaning cuck or pussy
Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman
Kuntzman by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016
Small backwoods Southeast Texas town. Population approximately 2,100. Black and white. No in between.
Person #1: I live in Kountze, Texas.
Person #2: Could you show me that on my map here?
Person #3: I'm afraid it's not mentioned there.
Kountze by BuhDaMn June 24, 2005

Kuntzenfagen 

Cunts and fags, usually WASP's (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants) with upper middle class backgrounds. The average Kuntzenfagen typically belonging to sororities or fraternities. These "people" are generally known to be very rude, pushy, intoxicated, addicted to one or more illegal narcotics or prescription drugs, and do not tip very well at drinking establishments.
"oh man, down at the pub last night, it got overrun by Kuntzenfagen! After those fuckers showed up, 3 fights broke out and one of them puked all over the bar! Fuck those spoiled, rich Kuntzenfagen! None of them tipped and they all payed with credit cards."
Kuntzenfagen by Fuck Nutt October 13, 2007

kountry gentleman 

A song by Family Force 5 which reflects on the life of being a Kountry Gentleman :)
'My momma raised me in the durty south, a Kountry Gentleman, so ya best watch ya mouth.'
kountry gentleman by Rumpus. August 11, 2008