Kolton H 

The sexiest person alive who all girls wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!

Sum chick- Goddamn! that is one sexy mofo!

Another chick- Yeah its Kolton i wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!

Kolton H by panty raider September 14, 2004

kolton h 

a person who enjoys heavy metal and if you talk shit about slipknot he will kick your bitch ass. all the chicks want his cock but he doesnt give it to the preppy snotty ass bitches. they can go fuck themselves. he only goes for ones whos head isnt up their ass

cheerleader: hey kolton, i want your cock!
kolton: fuck off, dumb bitch.
gothic chick: hey kolton, i want your cock too!
kolton: ok.

kolton h by kolton January 28, 2005

kolton h 

smells really bad and likes it up the butt from pinto!?!?!?!?!?

this is the kid who likes to lick dead animals and puke all over them?!!??!?!

kolton h by logan March 31, 2005

Kolton Hamm 

a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.

girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."

Kolton Hamm by liz2011 August 14, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019