Knox Grammar, located on Sydney's prestigious North Shore, is an exclusive private school for boys. In order for parents to secure a place at the school for the future inheritors of their millions, registrations must be made at birth. Fees for day boys exceed $20 000 per annum whilst boarding fees are around $50 000.
The Knox community is predominantly white and, despite accusations, is absolutely not elitist. There is only one minority group in the Knox community; Asians (around 5%). Knox boys are fairly tolerant with Asians as long as they're not "too Asian", and fair enough too.
Knox families drive either a Mercedes-Benz, a BMW or a Jaguar. However, there are some who choose to drive a Lexus or an Audi - they are weird, and perhaps poor.
Knox Grammar is part of the CAS (Combined Associated Schools), an exclusive association of private schools across Sydney. The schools compete in sports including rugby, cricket, swimming and athletics. Notably the term "rugby" in the Knox community is always referred to as Union, not League, because everybody at Knox knows Rugby League is a "mug's game" played by uneducated and ill-mannered "wogs" from the Western Suburbs.
There have been four Rhodes Scholars graduate from Knox Grammar, which is reflected in their results as being in the top 60% of all schools across NSW. Notable graduates include (unfortunately Labor leader, but Knox Grammar will take the claim to fame anyway) Hon Gough Whitlam - former Prime Minister of Australia, Hon Sir Kenneth Jacobs - former Justice of the High Court of Australia (thanks to Knox Grammar's justice and anti-prejudice values), John Laws - not manipulative and not right-wing biased radio presenter and Hugh "I may star in Broadway shows and have taken over from Peter Allen but seriously I'm not gay because I went to Knox Grammar" Jackman - actor, to name a few.
Knox Grammar is fanatical about rugby. If you don't play or at least enjoy rugby, you are considered a homosexual, probably from the Eastern Suburbs. The Knox community considers the Eastern Suburbs "a concrete jungle full of pretentious Jews".
Knox Grammar is arguably the ultimate education a man can get.
The Knox community is predominantly white and, despite accusations, is absolutely not elitist. There is only one minority group in the Knox community; Asians (around 5%). Knox boys are fairly tolerant with Asians as long as they're not "too Asian", and fair enough too.
Knox families drive either a Mercedes-Benz, a BMW or a Jaguar. However, there are some who choose to drive a Lexus or an Audi - they are weird, and perhaps poor.
Knox Grammar is part of the CAS (Combined Associated Schools), an exclusive association of private schools across Sydney. The schools compete in sports including rugby, cricket, swimming and athletics. Notably the term "rugby" in the Knox community is always referred to as Union, not League, because everybody at Knox knows Rugby League is a "mug's game" played by uneducated and ill-mannered "wogs" from the Western Suburbs.
There have been four Rhodes Scholars graduate from Knox Grammar, which is reflected in their results as being in the top 60% of all schools across NSW. Notable graduates include (unfortunately Labor leader, but Knox Grammar will take the claim to fame anyway) Hon Gough Whitlam - former Prime Minister of Australia, Hon Sir Kenneth Jacobs - former Justice of the High Court of Australia (thanks to Knox Grammar's justice and anti-prejudice values), John Laws - not manipulative and not right-wing biased radio presenter and Hugh "I may star in Broadway shows and have taken over from Peter Allen but seriously I'm not gay because I went to Knox Grammar" Jackman - actor, to name a few.
Knox Grammar is fanatical about rugby. If you don't play or at least enjoy rugby, you are considered a homosexual, probably from the Eastern Suburbs. The Knox community considers the Eastern Suburbs "a concrete jungle full of pretentious Jews".
Knox Grammar is arguably the ultimate education a man can get.
Knox Grammar Boy 1: My God Charles, I was driving the BMW to school this morning and I saw someone arrive in an Audi.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: How awful, are you alright?
Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, have you heard Richard is playing soccer this season?
Knox Grammar Boy 2: That's rather gay.
Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, you know that Asian boy Harold? Well his father made less than $500 000 last year.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: Mmm, I heard. I think they're living on the streets now.
Eastern Suburbs Boy: Shal...
Knox Grammar Boy: Go f*** yourself.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: How awful, are you alright?
Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, have you heard Richard is playing soccer this season?
Knox Grammar Boy 2: That's rather gay.
Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, you know that Asian boy Harold? Well his father made less than $500 000 last year.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: Mmm, I heard. I think they're living on the streets now.
Eastern Suburbs Boy: Shal...
Knox Grammar Boy: Go f*** yourself.
by Svedeman March 18, 2007
by ooft mate February 18, 2019
A seething pit of barely suppressed homo-erotic boy scouts. Although their SAT average is quite high so are the incidences of: boy on boy trasnmitted STDs, cutting, drug addiction to inferior flake and hemophilia. The inbred nature of the breeding stock (mummsies and daddsies) has led to numerous cleft palates, extra toes and, in some cases, children fathered by the poolboy.
Those who do graduate (without a prolasped anus) will go on to fail out of Ivy League and second tier schools but catch on selling used cars, being fitness trainers or peddling drugs at middle schools.
Those who do graduate (without a prolasped anus) will go on to fail out of Ivy League and second tier schools but catch on selling used cars, being fitness trainers or peddling drugs at middle schools.
by GrimwoodCT March 21, 2007
A expensive school for rich idiots and pretentious dickheads who constantly get their way and believe that all girls are madly in love with them. The school allows the really rich accidental children to live there as rich boarders who think they are amazing and more important than the rest of the school. They also think they are "savage" and watch the Paul brothers and Dolan twins.
Expectation: "Oh, how everyone loves me because I am a savage and so cool #1000followers
Reality: Damn those bloody Knox grammar school boys like GODDAMN! Your not cool!
Reality: Damn those bloody Knox grammar school boys like GODDAMN! Your not cool!
by Sad introvert September 4, 2017
Bit gay. Appel Chapel is always a good point to bring up if a Knox kids says their school is better than any in the GPS. I would say join the GPS but you guys are too far up the trainline to be considered exclusive. Sorry about it
Normal Person: What school did you go to?
Knox kid: Ofcourse Knox Grammar School. Can you not tell?
Normal Person: Oh ofcourse thats why you are a huge faggot!
Knox kid: Ofcourse Knox Grammar School. Can you not tell?
Normal Person: Oh ofcourse thats why you are a huge faggot!
by The Real North Shore May 31, 2019
A school full of prestigous jockey cunts who look like they want sixty times a day and eat steroids and hemrods for breakfast lunch and dinner. i went to this school for a year and left because of how many posh dicktwits there are. The school is full of kids who would ejaculate at a boy scratching his arse, them gay homo arseholes. one of my friends went from a fully educated well mannered child into a adrenaline junkie with only railing girls raw in less than a day . the school may have high sat scores, but most people in there are either spoilt brats, absolute dumbfucks, or actually quite friendly decent people but thats only 1% of the entier population of knox. the rest should just go to hell. They determine all pulic school kids as weak and useless to the society
Example of daily life at knox.
"Wassup you bi**h a** Motherfu**a"
"ayy wanna do it raw?
"hey man, you want this white powder man? meet me after school with my gang man we'll get you hooked uppp. You know what im sayin?"
"oh my god harrington, look at that new kid arriving in a audi. He must soooo poor. we need to walk over him like hes a slave.
"OMG ur sooo right. we must. now shall we return to our amazing game of rugby shall we? HAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA"
meanwhile kids in public schools;
"dude look at that knoxie. he looks so gay ima go bash the bitchiness out of him."
"yeah dude. HEY KNOXIE, FUCK KNOX GRAMMAR SCHOOL WHOOO"
"Wassup you bi**h a** Motherfu**a"
"ayy wanna do it raw?
"hey man, you want this white powder man? meet me after school with my gang man we'll get you hooked uppp. You know what im sayin?"
"oh my god harrington, look at that new kid arriving in a audi. He must soooo poor. we need to walk over him like hes a slave.
"OMG ur sooo right. we must. now shall we return to our amazing game of rugby shall we? HAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA"
meanwhile kids in public schools;
"dude look at that knoxie. he looks so gay ima go bash the bitchiness out of him."
"yeah dude. HEY KNOXIE, FUCK KNOX GRAMMAR SCHOOL WHOOO"
by SUPERIORITY64 April 29, 2022