Ethan Knowles aka 'The Fat Cunt of Walney' is known for his sheer size of a whopping 50 Stone! He can usually be found on the 'courts' on North Walney or in the bushes bumming Paige Ramsey, with his 1 inch weapon. (Sometimes even Tianna Clark and Chardonay get amongst it with them)
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethan Knowles is fat.
by ApianDig November 1, 2018
by bigboyrobux September 27, 2019
"Sasha Fierce's" alter ego. Very pretty and enormously popular but only modestly gifted R&B singer whose sole unique talent is infuriating legitimate R&B divas of the previous generation.
Beyonce Knowles got all Sasha Fierce when she went to return a Value Meal at McDonalds and the girls at the counter laughed at her.
by majestic-cheese December 9, 2009
by can I touch you May 17, 2004
Former drum tech of one Paul Thomson (he appears to have been promoted). Former Fiery Furnaces drummer. Was in some movie. Currently tours with the band Franz Ferdinand as the unofficial 5th member.
Andy Knowles' arse looks damn fine during Outsiders.
I do believe Andy Knowles used a crowbar to fit into those jeans.
Andy Knowles is quite an energetic chap.
I do believe Andy Knowles used a crowbar to fit into those jeans.
Andy Knowles is quite an energetic chap.
by PHWOAR April 25, 2006
He's a very sexy man,he is thicker than His sister Ava! He gets all the ladies, make him mad and he'll give you a spoon, His friends are basically his life support Andy body guards that don't get paid, And his "Beat the shit out the anoyying Fags" Partner is Seth. You will never see DJ in the halls with by himself so don't fuck with him he will get Seths help to beat the shit out you! He ain't black but he is still a nigga
DJ Knowles turns all the ladies on!
by Your_nigga_Jon February 2, 2020