knoop 

da ultimate rockmast0r, 1337 h4x0r, and mast0r potentat0r

yeah guy, you're knoop(-like)

knoop by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Knoop 

Knoop is what a russian refers to a noob due to his lack of english speaking abilitys.

In conclusion: Knoop is noob in russian

Why you die? Why you knoop? Idiot blyat!

Knoop by Russian genius January 30, 2019

knoop 

Kleiner Pimmel, Talking Humbug

knoop by Ingrid + Uta May 17, 2003

knoop 

Knoop,Knopps,Knopernickel,Knoopers or Hülsenfrucht is da mast0r IMpotentat0r ! He has the shortest and thinest pint on earth. His skillz are gaysex and eating his shit/drinking his piss, no more than that. When he's at home, he is doing this all the time, because his skill is too low for other things. Sometimes, he tries to code, but he can't manage it, it's too difficult for him.

LOL guy, you are really Knoop-like, ROFL shame on you.
Oh, it's a Knoop, look: he has gaysex again.

knoop by Eugen May 19, 2003

Knoop 

A knoop is a higher level from being a noob, it redefines the balance between space and time and creates the ultimate noob... a knoop

me: Lucas, how you doing my brotha?!

Lucas: Shut the f*ck up you Knoop

Knoop by suka blyat January 15, 2019

knoop 

Think of a knoop as the point where two things overlap (kind of like the central part of a Venn diagram), it's the meeting point between two completely different subjects.

The knoop between their lives was their passion for baking.
The Ramones found the knoop between punk and pop.

knoop by texas7pointstarman May 1, 2024

Knoop Dogging 

Following the rules to the point that it makes you a complete bellend.

Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"

Knoop Dogging by jibcheese February 2, 2015