klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

Klingon

An honorable and warlike race, the Klingons have kicked the Romulans asses from time to time and have a language full of pwnage, otherwise known as tlhIngan Hol. The flagship of the Klingon fleet is the Negh'Var class battleship IKS QeyIIS betleH, commanded by Chancellor Martok. Get laid a LOT more than Romulans.

The Klingon wrenched his y d'k tagh out of the Romulan.

by Captain Tereth May 27, 2005

Klingon

A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "just friends" . A clingy individual.

I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.

by Vanity Valentine July 5, 2011

Klingon

Person or persons who only hang with you for what benefits it provides them. Booze, drugs, connections etc.

"Dude, you cannot possibly be shocked to learn that she's a Klingon!"

by TruthseekerNJ January 31, 2009

klingon

...A language full of pwnage that the trekkies are very fond of. I myself am a trekkie. (therefore i pwn j00.)

When you come across a trekkie, interrupt their starbabble immediately with, "Hab SoSlI' Quch!"

Or be cool like me and costantly shout out,"nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'!?" at random.

by wysiwyg January 9, 2004

klingon

a girlfriend that clings on to her boyfriend way too much and doesn't give him any time to himself.

antwan: yo my bitch won't get off my D!
tyrese: you needs to kick that klingon to the curb.

by jaeill April 8, 2004

klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006