Kirt'd

To Flip Flop on a decision of sports team favorite. Also see bandwagon a new NFL team Favorite every year. In the Navian Origin Language.

"Bro I am and will always be a chiefs fan" *one year later* "IM A DIEHARD EAGLES FAN"

Example: damn, you just Kirt'd so hard switching teams on a superbowl favorite.

Similar to bandwagon, flip-flopped

Kirt'd by anonymous January 29, 2023

dirty kirt 

Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.

Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.

dirty kirt by troconn July 8, 2007