An encyclopaedia of terminology and knowledge shared from the Kink and BDSM communities on FetLife. Can be viewed without an account and includes a wide range of information on sex, relationships, gender and kink.
Random Person: *holds up broken dictionary* What happened to this dictionary!?
Other Random Person: I kicked it! And that's no dictionary... That's a kicktionary!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.