Kinkocky 

The act of snacking nips and bits

I really fancy a bit of kinkocky right now

Kinkocky by ʙᴊ ᴍᴀsᴛᴏʀ March 9, 2020

kinkocked 

the momentary state of anguish you experience when walking into a kinkos realizing you've forgotten your usb

(checking pockets, decibels rising) Mr. Dank: "Ohh no, no, no..."

(opening door to Kinkos, nonchalantly) Mrs. Dank: "Kinkocked again, dear?..."

kinkocked by the iso theorist September 24, 2009