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Kinnelon 

A town in Northern New Jersey which was first known as Charlotteburg; a small ironmaking town that supplied iron until 1922 where the land was purchased by Francis S. Kinney who named the town after himself. Over the next century, Kinnelon would transform into a moderately quiet town with low-density suburban areas and multiple nature parks and trails.

It is also a town where there is little to nothing to do. If you do something; it is probably drugs. The school uses tons of the town's money (around 80% of the budget) and its used to buy some new Range Rovers. The schools' National ranking is dropping each year and nobody really notices. The only redeemable thing about Kinnelon's current school system is the music program, which is decent at best. Everyone in the town is white, part of the upper middle class and are apparently entitled to whatever the fuck they want. They probably also know every detail of your life as soon as you take a step in Kinnelon. The Lakes, fields, and anything remotely interesting in the town is probably a 10-minute drive from wherever you live. Making it severely inconvenient to do anything independently until your father (with a job paying 6 or 7 figures) buys you a new S-Class AMG or a Jeep as a first car (another place to smoke weed). The town is so boring, you're here reading this instead of doing anything else. As soon as anyone gets the chance to leave, they fucking run.
Guy 1: Man, I hate Kinnelon. I want to leave as soon as possible
Guy 2: Same bro same. Pass the blunt.
Kinnelon by Oblicuo November 25, 2018
Related Words
Kinjel kinjal kinell kinnelon Kinhell kinjalk kinjol kinsella Kindel Kinje
Kinjal has multiple meanings and origins. The version of Kinjal means Saffron of Lotus. The Indian version of Kinjal means River bank. The Unknown version of Kinjal means Kinjal is someone who cares a lot for others. A person who is not selfish..
Kinjal
Kinjal by Hitesh Jain May 7, 2009
Northern English slang/shorted version of 'Fucking Hell'. Used to show annoyance/surprise.
"Kinel Neal, you not finished that chiller order yet?! Come on I need to hit prod today"
kinel by don-noledge May 13, 2016
An extremely loving, caring, sweet individual who has beautiful eyes but is very photogenic especially when you take a picture of her with you cell phone while she is eating.
Hey Kinjal, shall I post that picture here?
kinjal by suhmbudhy November 2, 2004
A beautiful amazing funny person who is very silly and always smiling. Kindel can always bring a smile into the room and cheer anyone up by just being themselves
Im feeling very sad where is kindel
Kindel by B.iamtoobomb March 13, 2017
Oh kinell! You cheeky fucker!
kinell by Richard November 6, 2003