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Kingwood Tx.

Kingwood texas is the worst place to live; point blank. Its home to druggies, skanks, snobs, and superficial people.

the people here are self absorbed and love good drama. Kingwood High School and Kingwood Park High School really arnt that different other than the fact that they hate one another. they have their own cliques, they suck at football and they consist of a great deal of money. people think they are automatically "cool" if they smoke weed or drink, and smoking weed is pretty much a contest as to who can get the highest. its very rare you find a girl who hasnt had sex. sex is another major problem in kingwood, almost every week you hear about whos had sex with who and whos pregnant with whos baby. Kingwood is the biggest joke of a town.
ive lived in kingwood tx. my whole life and hated every minute of it. im in my teens and thank god im graduating next year. ive dropped most of my friends that ive known most of my life due to the fact that they are all now either sluts or major druggies, or both. i dont relate to anybody here not even my teachers...they too are snobby. i cant wait to leave!
Kingwood Tx. by hateskingwood February 1, 2010
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Kingwood, Tx 

The best little town in Texas! So modern but so unique. Kingwood High School AKA (Kingweed High school) is the only High school in town.
Jason: Kingwood, Tx is awesome!!

James: I know!
Jason: lets go puts soap in the fountains.
James: ok.Why not
Kingwood, Tx by ireland_dria December 3, 2010
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026