King Coon

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A black man who wants to be white and does anything to please white people. This man only loves white women and doesn’t know the difference between sweet potato and yam. 50% of his children will also come out as coons.

Nah I’m not going to Gregory’s house. That guy is the biggest Coon. In face he’s the king coon

King Coon by Khanjifish May 13, 2021

King coon

A king coon is there are four cocks in some bitches ass and then wile fucking she shits and the shit pushes through the cracks between the cocks

Hey man last night me and the boys king cooned a bitch for like 3 hours

King coon by King of the coons March 19, 2017

Related Words

King coon • King coonbra • Coon King • king • king kong • King of the Hill • king von • King James • King Kahuna • King Crimson

Coon King

The coon King is the Blackest of the black. With names like DeShawn, DeAndre, Marquis, Darnell, Terrell, Malik, Trevon, Tyrone, Willie, Dominique, Demetrius, Reginald, Jamal, Maurice, Jalen, Darius, Xavier, Terrance, Andre, Darryl, you may just be a coon king. If you are a coon king you are a coon hater hater and you are born with 69 pairs of Coon pods.

LeSean: YO start rapping the coon king is coming.
Darnell: *Raps at 60 words per minute.

Coon King Xavier: That is not 61 words per minute.
Darnell: Plz no
Coon King Xavier: Die Coon

Darnell: "Dies"

Coon King by Kingtucket_YT May 9, 2019

King coonbra

The ultimate coon, rarely seen in the wild. Should steer away if seen!

*not referring to black people*

Friend 1: Joe stole a poptart from Tim.
Friend 2: Joe is a king coonbra

I saw this pack of raccoons being led by the king coonbra doing coon things.

King coonbra by not trump January 20, 2017

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026