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A black man who wants to be white and does anything to please white people. This man only loves white women and doesn’t know the difference between sweet potato and yam. 50% of his children will also come out as coons.
Nah I’m not going to Gregory’s house. That guy is the biggest Coon. In face he’s the king coon
King Coon by Khanjifish May 13, 2021
A king coon is there are four cocks in some bitches ass and then wile fucking she shits and the shit pushes through the cracks between the cocks
Hey man last night me and the boys king cooned a bitch for like 3 hours
King coon by King of the coons March 19, 2017

Coon King 

The coon King is the Blackest of the black. With names like DeShawn, DeAndre, Marquis, Darnell, Terrell, Malik, Trevon, Tyrone, Willie, Dominique, Demetrius, Reginald, Jamal, Maurice, Jalen, Darius, Xavier, Terrance, Andre, Darryl, you may just be a coon king. If you are a coon king you are a coon hater hater and you are born with 69 pairs of Coon pods.
LeSean: YO start rapping the coon king is coming.
Darnell: *Raps at 60 words per minute.

Coon King Xavier: That is not 61 words per minute.
Darnell: Plz no
Coon King Xavier: Die Coon

Darnell: "Dies"
Coon King by Kingtucket_YT May 9, 2019

King coonbra 

The ultimate coon, rarely seen in the wild. Should steer away if seen!

*not referring to black people*
Friend 1: Joe stole a poptart from Tim.
Friend 2: Joe is a king coonbra

I saw this pack of raccoons being led by the king coonbra doing coon things.
King coonbra by not trump January 20, 2017
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