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king john school

king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks
One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢
king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE
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if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers
i went to King John School!
lol that’s sad
king john school by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020

King John School

The king John school is absolute shit.
U can’t have ur phones but nobody really gives a shit about that rule.
I’ve never seen a swimming pool their either.
All the teachers scream at u for anything.
But atleast ur not at Appleton or deanes.
Dude: what school to do u go to?
Girl: King John School
Dude: Oh god. do u need help
King John School by SKATERGURL02 February 25, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026