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Kyle Kilgour

This guy has a huge dick and balls the size of hot air balloons. He is wanted and desired by every female in the entire world, fat bitches are excluded. He often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. He's like the Chuck Norris of anything sexual with the females. Drinks only the finest grade green monsters and will fuck your walls up, (both walls, drywall and those pussy walls).
Guy: Man, I wish I had a kock like Kyle Kilgour
Lady: OMG I need to go change my panties.
Guy: But why?
Lady: you mentioned big kock Kyle's name!
Kyle Kilgour by Kkizzle513 June 11, 2019

Kilgore Trout 

The inspirational fiction writing fiction character in Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s fiction stories. Kilgore Trout lived almost his entire life unrecognized by the public, being that he was only published in porn magazines. Eventually though, he was put in the spotlight by the millionaire Eliot Rosewater. It's all documented in the book, Slaughterhouse Five.
I think that the idea that Kilgore Trout existed in fiction stories is much cooler than the fact that you exist in real life.
Kilgore Trout by diggernaut January 14, 2009
An uncommon surname in the U.S. Kilgore's are stubborn but intelligent and don't like to be wrong. They tend to fix things until they get them right.
"That Kilgore child sure is stubborn."
Kilgore by imprvnana April 29, 2009

wade_kilgore 

Jerkin' to pics of underage kids while writing killer riffs.
Bdogg totally pulled a wade_kilgore on me the other day.
wade_kilgore by Anton Levay May 18, 2006
Pretty much the greatest place ever. Best known for fine Mexican cuisine such as Burrito Shop and Cocaine Dave's. Would most likely whoop your high school's ass in football, especially if you're a wimpy little white boy from a suburb of Houston or Dallas. (Kingwood or Highland Park)
"Hey, wanna get our ass beat then go eat the best food ever?"

"Yeah. Let's go to Kilgore!"
Kilgore by Matt Tankersley December 2, 2009
A person who stalks someone for no reason
Man 1: Wow this guy was following me around the halls for no reason
Man 2: Oh must have been doing a Kilgore...
Man 1: What a creeper!
Kilgore by WordD51 October 4, 2010