word used to describe anything that is bad, crappy, shitty, horrible, or old people who don't know what they are doing. commonly used around the people who are being talked about, so that they do not realize that they are speaking about them.
SEB: "Hey, how did that couple tip you on their bill?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'